[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]
There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second
when a cute guy walks in and everyone at the table pretends not to notice him
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
- Me: am I mean?
- Friend: yes
- Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?